Hell
This is supposedly a true event and the response to the test
in chemistry at the University of Belgrade. The answer by one student was so
"profound" that the professor decided to share it with colleagues,
via the Internet.
Question: "Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or
endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote their assumptions based on
Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is collected) or some
variant. . .
One student wrote the following:
"We need to know the volume in which souls enter hell
and come out of it. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to
Hell will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
To get an idea of how many souls are entering Hell, let's
look at the different religions that exist in the world. Most of these
religions state that if you are not a member of their religion goes to hell.
So, the conclusion is that all souls go to hell. If we add
to this relationship birth and death rates, we expect the number of souls grows
exponentially. So, pay attention to the rate of change of volume of Hell
because Boyle's law according to retain the same pressure and heat capacity
must increase proportionally with the number of incoming soul. This gives us
two possibilities:
1) If Hell increases less than the required average number
at which souls enter Hell, the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
until all Hell breaks loose.
2) If Hell is expanding faster than the average he needs to
receive all the soul, the temperature and pressure will drop so much that it
will be hell freezes over. So which is correct?
If we take into account the statement, which was
categorically presented with Milica, who are on fourth year, which reads:
"I before will be a frosty than I'll sleep with
you"
considering the fact that slept with me yesterday, it must
be correct theory no. 2, then surely hell is exothermic and froze.
The conclusion of this paper is that if hell froze, receives
no more soul and left only the sky, which is proof of God's existence, and this
explains why, last night, Milica screamed "Oh my God!"
Only
that student got 10 points
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Pakao
Ovo je navodno istinit dogadjaj i odgovor na testu iz hemije na Univerzitetu u Beogradu. Odgovor jednog od studenata je bio toliko "dubok", da je profesor odlucio da ga podeli sa svojim kolegama preko interneta.
Pitanje: "Da li je pakao egzoterman (predaje toplotu) ili endoterman (apsorbuje topotu) ?
Vecina studenata je napisala svoje pretpostavke na osnovu Bojlovog zakona (gasovi se hlade kad se sire i zagrevaju se kad se skupljaju) ili neku drugu varijantu. . .
Jedan od studenata je napisao sledece:
"Prvo moramo znati zapreminu u koju duse ulaze u pakao i izlaze iz njega. Smatram da odmah mozemo pretpostaviti, da dusa koja jednom udje u pakao vise ne izlazi. Znaci, broj dusa se povecava.
Da bi dobili ideju o tome koliko je u paklu duša, osvrnimo se na razlicite vere koje danas postoje na svetu. Vecina tih vera tvrdi, da onaj ko nije pripadnik bas te odredene veroispovesti ide u pakao.
Dakle, zakljucak je da ce sve duše završiti u paklu. Ako tome dodamo odnos nataliteta i mortaliteta, možemo ocekivati da broj duša eksponencionalno raste. Dakle, obratimo pažnju na odnos promene zapremine pakla, jer prema Bojlovom zakonu za zadržavanje istog pritiska i toplote zapremina mora rasti proporcionalno sa brojem pristiglih duša. To nam pruža 2 mogucnosti:
1) Ako se zapremina pakla povecava manje od potrebnog prosecnog broja duša koje stignu u pakao, toplota i pritisak pakla ce toliko porasti da ce pakao eksplodirati.
2) Ako se pakao širi brže od proseka koji mu je potreban da primi sve duše, toplota i pritisak ce toliko opasti da ce se pakao smrznuti. Koja od mogucnosti je ispravna?
Ako uzmemo u obzir izjavu, koju je kategoricki iznela Milica sa cetvrte godine, a koja glasi:
"Pre ce se pakao smrznuti nego što cu ja sa tobom da spavam" ,
i s obzirom na to da je sa mnom spavala juče, mora biti ispravna teorija br. 2, dakle pakao je sigurno egzoterman i smrznuo se.
Zaključak ovog izlaganja je, da ako je pakao smrznut, ne prima više duše i preostalo je samo nebo, što je dokaz postojanja Boga,a to objašnjava i zašto je Milica sinoć vikala "Ah moj Bože!"
Ovaj student tehnologije je jedini dobio 10 poena
